our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
- my catch phrase: I'll do it later
- me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
- me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you whore
i have no motivation to do any hw anymore
laughs for 10 minutes
stops
catches breath
thinks about what made me laugh
laughs for 10 more minutes
